Howard Stern out, High School Grad in

In San Diego, Howard Stern is no more.

And here is the ad for his replacement. We’ve come a long way, baby. Note: a diploma and “ability to take direction” are required. Talent optional.

Morning Show Host (FT) KIOZ: This position will be responsible for hosting the morning show on KIOZ. Position requires creativity, imagination and use of independent judgment in writing, producing, interviewing, taping or broadcasting of on-air material. Ideal candidate will have five years of on-air experience and will relate to the pop culture. Position also requires someone that knows how to work with and around a musical format. Must be able to take direction but also be a leader for the rest of the morning show. High School Diploma or equivalent required. Posting Date: April 22, 2004